Ahoy all!

I have received a lot of flack about how I should spend my money when I win “The Best Job in the World!” I realize now that my original plan of purchasing socks and underwear was an insult to some people, and that I really should spend my earnings on a new vehicle.  Well I’ll be damned that I didn’t come up with that on my own!  What a fabulous idea.  There are many uses for an automobile and I intend to make good use out of all possible uses.

I don’t envy the salesperson that has to deal with me in the car lot…there are some pretty important features that I am looking for in a new car.

New car must-have features:

1.  The vehicle must be able to fly

2.  The vehicle must be able to swim

3.  The vehicle must be able to dance

4.  The vehicle must be easy to park

5.  The vehicle must make me feel relaxed

I know, I know…I’m so particular!  But without these major features, I’m just another duck in a truck.  So I have changed my mind because I am a realistic person!  I am going to buy a bike; call it Evil and listen to Bitchin’ Camaro on my headphones instead.

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