Ahoy all,

Instead of sitting around wasting precious energy today with silly blog posts and silly comments about mankind, I will head outside and enjoy a drive in my Hummer up and down Robson Street looking for a parking spot. And when I can’t find a parking spot I will get a little upset and turn up my music really loud to clear my thoughts….

An hour or so later, after a thousand right hand turns around the block, I will still not have found a parking spot. All of those neo-hippies have parked their horse and buggy or electric cars in my deserved spot. I will run out of gas from driving around in circles, so will head to the gas station to fill up my tank for mere pennies; a total of $100.00. I love my 8,500 lbs luxury 4X4 military assault vehicle. It is the ultimate in rugged sophistication, and the best part about my Humvee…I feel like I live in a game world when I drive to the nearby grocery store. Game On!

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Happy Earth Day everyone! Do you drive a pink Hummer too?

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