Octo-puss Caretaker Needed!

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Ahoy friends,

If I win THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD, I will need someone to look after my Octo-puss, Doozy. This little octo-cat is a high maintenance, very demanding character who likes belly rubs and short walks to her food bowl. She enjoys cat grass, cat nip and organic kibble. Her knick names are Fuzzy-Bum, Dooz-inator, Chunk and Fats.

Beware! This little kitty is a loud purr machine and squeaks when squeezed.

Are you the caretaker I am looking for?

Call 1-800-DOOZ-CAT, for more information.


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Big Daddy
March 1st, 2009

Those are NOT her nicknames. I’m calling the SPCA.

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