Ahoy all!
Breaking News! Yesterday in Canberra, a young man was arrested after using a frozen chicken as a tool to break into a cafe. Where did he get that frozen chicken, you ask? He stole it from a previous break-in at the butcher shop around the corner. Why did he get arrested, you ask? The frozen chicken proved useless and resulted in him slashing his wrist in broken glass. The thief ended up calling the authorities to save him - saying things like “I think I am dying.” Classic!
Now what did we learn here folks?
1. Using a chick instead of a brick, gets you nowhere.
2. This robbery was all over a poultry sum, no doubt.
3. Breaking into a safe using a frozen chicken, would make more headlines.
4. This news break has nothing to do with winning “The Best Job in the World.”
*What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg-roll.
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