Shark Attack!

Jan 17
2009

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When I win “The Best Job in the World,” I will undoubtedly turn into a soft spoken islander who wakes up early and goes for a dip before a hearty breakfast. As we all know, I am a smart person that would never swim after eating - I might get indigestion and then swimmers cramp and then sink like a rock!

As you can tell I am a very cautious person, and there is still something that concerns me about swimming in warm ocean water - sharks (a.k.a. SHARK!).

Why is it that whenever you see a news article after a shark attack there is always a girls leg found in the sand? And why does the girls foot always have a toe ring? If I was a shark I would say to myself, “Jeez, I wish I was a dog, so I could bury this bloody leg in the backyard!”

To get over my shark complex I watched the movie trailer for SHARK WATER, and I now know that there are 10 things way tougher than a shark!

10 things way tougher than a shark:

1. Zombies
2. Dolphins
3. The Fonz
4. Helicopters
5. Surfers
6. Octopuses
7. Air
8. Celebrities
9. Mee Shee
10. Female Sharks

After all the research on sharks, I feel completely safe to swim in the ocean. I am however still very nervous when a lifeguard at the pool yells, “SHARK!”

Shark Attack!

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