Ahoy all!
When I win “The Best Job in the World,” I am pretty sure that Tourism Queensland will want me to write the most interesting, fascinating and profound blogs. I will have to interview a lot of people, places and things in hopes to entertain the world. I might as well start now.
NEWS BREAK: Australian Street Renamed Dildo Boulevard.
It’s true. In Darwin, Australia’s most northern capital city, 30 sex toys were found laying on the road. Where did they come from? No one knows. But the theories are rampant…an expensive practical joke or possibly a lost load from a delivery truck?
Residents of the area, Laurelle Bates and Robert Johns reported to The Northern Territory News that: “It’s a real mystery. We have no idea where they came from. I know they aren’t new. They looked used.” A neighbour, Camilla Cappa also commented on the sex toys: “They were all different kinds. Some were different colours. One was like a banana.” And to add to the mystery, some of the dumped dildos were stolen. “Yeah, some of the bigger ones are gone,” mentioned Johns.
Apparently within hours of the dildo discovery, Osbeck Road was renamed Dildo Boulevard.
*Just a quick note to Australians. Canada has an entire town named Dildo on the island of Newfoundland. Remember in August 2006, your famous Australian talk show Rove Live did a segment on Canada’s Dildo? Australia, we have you beat!*
