Apr 12
2009

Cat People Love Cats

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Ahoy all,

Intrigued by the wild affection people have for their puss, I researched a little online in search of  interesting cat characters. First stop… Bohemian Cats - Because all Cats are Bohemian at Heart. WOW! I always wanted a medieval cat king drawstring bag! Why? To carry my cat in, of course!

No need to look one step further! It is quite apparent that people are nuts for their hairballs and will go to whatever lengths to embarrass their pet; dress them up in Bedazzled T- shirts and random themes, or worse - another animal.

Now, I love my cat don’t get me wrong, but to teach her to eat with a fork is taking it to a whole new level…

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“Tessa has dreams! She would like to meet Tiger Woods, and David Duval. She would love to have a meal with Oprah Winfrey, and she would like to be a movie star.”

Hello! Are you a crazy cat person? Or know someone that is? Well…

IN STORES NOW! Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. The Crazy Cat Lady comes with 6 cats of indeterminate breeding; two more kittens peer out from inside her battered robe pocket and under her mane of unkempt hair. How many cats do you have?

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Apr 10
2009

Le Cafe

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Ahoy all,

As you all know I love my morning cuppa  joe (like everyone else in the world)…but to animate your love for the dangerously addictive liquid black poison is taking it a step further in the right direction. Go Oldelaf, Go!

Check out Oldelaf - Le Café: * This video may not be suitable for the little ones - a baby gets kicked*

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In case any of you wanna sing along:

Pour bien commencer
ma petite journée
et me réveiller moi
je pris un café

Un arabica
noir et bien corsé
j’enfile ma parca
sa y’est je peux y’aller

“Où est-ce que tu vas”
me cri mon aimée
“prenons un kawa je viens de me lever”
étant en avance
et un peu forcé
je change de sens et reprend un café

A huit heure moins le quart
Faut bien avouer
les bureaux sont vides on pourrait s’ennuyer

Mais je reste calme
je sais m’adapter
l’temps qu’ils arrivent
j’ai le temps pour un café

La journée s’emballe
tout le monde peut bosser au moins jusqu’à l’heure…
de la pause café

Ma secrétaire rentre
“je lé faire comme vous l’aimez”
Ah mince je viens d’en prendre
mais maintenant qu’il est faire

Un repas d’affaire
tout près du sentier
Il fait un temps superbe mais je me sens stréssé
mes collègues se marrent
“T’es trop fort René!!!”
“Prend un bon cigare et un p’tit café”

Une fois fini
mes collègues crevés
j’appelle un taxi …
mais moi j’ai envie de sauté!!!
Je fais tout Paris
pi je vois un troquet
j’commande un déca.
mais re-caféiné

hummm…
hummmmm…
etc…(partie instrumentale)

J’arrive au bureau
ma secrétaire me fait:
“Vous êtes un peu en retard je me suis inquiétée!”
oh! je la jette par la fenêtre!!!

Elle l’avait bien cherché !!!
T’façon faut que je rentre
mais d’abord un café!!!

Attendant le métro
je me fais agrésser
une p’tite vieille me dit:
“heu vous avez l’heure s’il vous plaît?”

hé! j’lui casse la tête et j’la pousse sur le quai!!!
Je file à la maison et j’me sert un … devinez?!!

“Papa mon papa!
En classe je suis premier!”

P’TIN MAIS QUOI!!!
T’VAS ARRETER D’ME FAIRE …
CHIER!!!
MAIS QU’IL EST CON CE GOSSE!!!
PI EN PLUS IL S’MET A CHIALER!!!
J’M'ENFERME DANS LA CUISINE!!!
IL RESTE UN PEU DE CAFE!!!

CA FAIT QUELQUES JOURS QUE JE SUIS ENFERME!!!
CHUIS SEUL DANS MA CUISINE ET JE BOIS DU CAFE!!!
IL FAUDRA BIEN Q’JE DORME!!!
LES FLICS VONT M’CHOPPER!!!
ALORS JE COULE UNE BANK ET J’REPREND DU CAFE!!!!


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Apr 9
2009

White Lies

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Ahoy all,

Last night I went to catch a wicked show at Richards on Richards. Not only are White Lies and Friendly Fires surprisingly great to hear, but both bands really know how to please a crowd.

Here’s a tip for all you starting out bands: you gotta be dramatic or wiggle. If you have no idea what I am talking about…I mean get up on stage and pull some awesome moves to get the house hopping. Grooving all over the stage like a nut is entertaining…plus if you have a rip in the crotch of your pants the ladies will always keep their eyes on your you-know-what, or you can pretend to have a sexy U.K. accent, or you can always arrange for an incredible light show, if nothing else.

To top off the hilarious night I passed a sweaty dude in the parking lot outside (thinking he was the lead singer)…

Marcella: Great show!

Parking lot fella: Rachel?

You can only imagine where it all went after that…nowhere. Here’s a song I love by White Lies that I think many of us can appreciate for our own good reasons, Farewell to the Playground.

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Apr 5
2009

Coming Soon!

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Ahoy friends,

Yooohoooo here I am!

Did you really think I was going to pack it all in? Forget it! Not after all the get-up-and-go…I can’t just be a Blenz barista servin’ up cappuccinos (no offense barista coffee artists).

I need to find a spectacular job, so until then this blog jazz isn’t over yet. My new blog image is coming soon and will be a virtual portal to my newest trials and tribulations: how to get a dream job.

5 ways on how to get a dream-y job:

1. Stay motivated while thinking up cockamamie ideas

2. Contact that nerd/geek from high school who now owns their own island for some contacts

3. Rent a helicopter and fly around the city with a banner advertising your blog for a job

4. Enter and win an international hot dog eating contest to promote yourself

5. Rent The Office to prepare for quick interview responses


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Apr 3
2009

Good Day and Good Night

Ahoy friends, family and supporters,

Firstly, congratulations to Canadian Erik Rolfsen on making it into the Top 16! Erik is an incredible guy and has my full support…who couldn’t love a friendly family man who’s 7 ft tall with huge feet?

Also, I want to send happy shouts out to all of you who showered me with support and love over the last 81 days. I didn’t make the shortlisted TOP 16 for The Best Job in the World, but man o man did I ever learn tons through this incredible experience! The best part about the Best Job madness was making new friends from all around the world…how rad is that?

So, now I leave you all for a little while until I get myself tangled up with my next adventure. I am still looking for that incredible out-of-this-world job, so if you know someone who knows someone…please let ‘em know that “I’m super energetic, love the great outdoors, and have a great sense of adventure!”

And, if you are wondering how I feel about everything wrapping up…remember your grad/prom night when the lights were dimmed low and that last slow song was over, and then the classic…

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Thanks again everyone…this is not the last you’ll hear from me!

Hugs and high 5’s

Marcella

ps. here is a photo of my own private island…you’re welcome to visit anytime!

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